Well, I had a first and must say – I was quite amused! A submissive phone me asking if I could humiliate him – which in my sultry, seductive manner immediately started weaving my web around him.
2 Minutes into the call – he is breaking from the “scene” saying “Ma’m? Ma’m? Excuse me, Ma’m?”
“Yes?” I reply.
“I am so sorry, but this is not going to work. I’m sure you really nice and all, but you sound so much like my ex-wife my dick is to afraid to get hard. I think I would like to call someone else.”
I start chuckling, he nervously chuckles and we kindly say goodbye to each other.
LOL – I have made dicks wilt before, but this was just to funny!
I was playing around with a new flash program and dug up some pictures covering the past couple of years and through it all together and thought I would share them. Most you’ve probably seen around, some I’ve never shown – so enjoy. Oh yes, the music is “I’m Yours” by Jason Mraz, damn I love that song and any of you that have had the opportunity to spend personal time with me, Mistress Chianti – know my affection towards this song~!
Oh, and in testing this (this is a .swf file versus a .flv file for all the techies) I notice especially in FireFox it takes a moment to load or start – so hang in there if it doesn’t play immediately, it will. Don’t forget to leave your comments~!!!!
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