How NOT to write your first or ANY letter to Me~!

“Dear Mistress.

Do me, do me, do this to me, do that to me, do this other thing to me, wear these clothes while you are doing it, force me to do these other things, and by the way I expect some kinky sex acts. Here is a picture of my big hard cock for Your pleasure. 

I’ve only sent it to 6,342 women, so it should make you feel really special that I’m sending it to you too.  I won’t pay you money because pros are so selfish and demanding.   You have to do all this stuff to me just because You like it, and if you don’t, then obviously you are not a Real Dominant!”

1. SlideRulesYou, February 21, 2008:

   Hahahaha! So true! I get this response from wannabe-subs I meet all over the place. There’s the “you’re not a real Mistress if you don’t blah blah blah” of those who want to top from the bottom and get it for free… I also get the “hypnosis isn’t real” line from subs who want me to give free hypno! Meh…